Dave submitted a funny joke about “irons and woods”:
When Tiger gives a pretty girl a golf lesson, he starts out with the irons, and ends up in the woods!
Jamie sent the following joke about advertisements:
Tiger Woods gets first major endorsement in years! Trojan condoms and escort services! Just Do it wasn’t enough?
Hayden sent the following about advice Tiger received from his dad:
When Tiger Woods got married, his father gave him a piece of simple advice. “Son, now that you’re married, you’re going to have to stay faithful to your wife. This means only listening to her, and doing what she says, and don’t listen to any other girls – f**k them”
Tyler sent this joke about a typical Tiger day:
Tiger Woods wakes up in the morning, eats breakfast, brushes his teeth, and takes a shower. After that he goes out and plays nine holes. Then he comes back and eats lunch before he plays another nine holes. Then he comes home, takes another shower, and eats dinner. Then he goes and plays golf.