Tiger Woods JokesVideos

Chris Rock’s Tiger Woods Joke on David Letterman

pfunk — Mon, 12 Apr 2010 15:54:39 +0000

Chris Rock was on David Letterman the other night and among other funny things said, Letterman asked Chris about Tiger Woods. I recommend you watch the whole thing, but if you want to skip straight to the Tiger part it’s about 3:20 in.

The crowd bursts into laughter when Chris Rock says that “Tiger’s gonna win the Master’s and then rape Phil Mickelson.” Whoa!

Tiger Woods / James Blunt Parody

pfunk — Fri, 12 Mar 2010 09:43:05 +0000

Thanks to Todd Chappelle for sending us this parody video/song he made about Tiger Woods. It’s to the tune of a James Blunt song, but can you guess which one? Funny stuff!

Tiger Woods Christmas Song Parody

Tiger Woods Car Crash Re-enactment Videos

pfunk — Tue, 23 Feb 2010 08:57:53 +0000

The infamous funny animation from some Chinese TV Station, which according to Tiger, is totally inaccurate. But here it is anyway…the animations are good for a few laughs!

Tiger Woods Car Crash – The CPU Animation

No related posts.

Top Ten Tiger Woods Text Messages

pfunk — Sun, 07 Feb 2010 22:42:54 +0000

Here’s another David Letterman top ten video about Tiger Woods. This time it’s the top ten Tiger Woods Text Messages, and it’s pretty funny IMO. They didn’t get the Tom Hanks cameo for How Tiger Woods Can Improve His Image, but it’s still pretty darn funny. Enjoy, the video and list are below:

Video: Top Ten Tiger Woods Text Messages by David Letterman

Top Ten Tiger Woods Text Messages

10. I’m sorry, which mistress is this again?

9. I was dreaming about you when I was passed outi n the street.

8. RU a cop?

7. You’re breaking up with me for Lee Trevino?

6. Sorry about last night–I had the yips.

5. Did I leave a green jacket at your place?

4. My wife has the car. I’ll have to pick you up in the golf cart.

3. Why aren’t the LPGA girls interested?

2. Hey Tiger…it’s Tiger…Wanna have sex tonight?

1. Thanks for changing your grip.

Top Ten Ways Tiger Woods Can Improve His Image

pfunk — Sat, 23 Jan 2010 07:13:45 +0000

Gotta love Letterman. Though if this were done today, for #1 I’d replace “Letterman” with “Leno” Go Team COCO!!

Video: Top Ten Ways Tiger Woods Can Improve His Image by David Letterman

David Letterman’s Top Ten Ways Tiger Woods Can Improve His Image

10. Crash a state dinner at the White House.

9. Change name from “Tiger” to more adorable “Puppy”

8. Fix this whole health care mess.

7. Put on a scarf and a hat and sing Christmas carols with Regis.

6. Instead of sweatshops in Asia, have Nike merchandise made in a sweatship right here in the U.S.A.

5. Retire, then come back and play for the Vikings.

4. Safely land golf cart in the Hudson River.

3. Release list of women he did not have sex with.

2. Find Bin Laden.

1. Blame Letterman.

Top Ten Tiger Woods Text Messages

Tiger Woods Christmas Song Parody

pfunk — Sat, 23 Jan 2010 07:00:39 +0000

Obviously it’s not Christmas anymore, but here’s a funny Christmas song parody of Tiger Woods.

Tiger Woods Christmas Song Lyrics:

He’s the most unfaithful guy of the year
He’s had many transgressions
But he’s not confessin’
To what we should hear
He’s the most unfaithful guy of the year

He’s the hor-horniest golfer of all
Saying, babe, take your presence
Off of your phone message
In case my wife calls
He’s the hor-horniest golfer of all

Well, there’s Jaimee, the waitress
Kalika in Vegas
And Rachel, but she says, not true
If I were his missus
And I was real pissed
I would total my Cadillac, too

He’s the most unfaithful guy of the year
And upholding his fame
Is the name of the game
When a hoochie is near
He’s the most unfaithful guy of the year

Real soon, Elin will dump him
Then, her lawyers will trump him
Like Furyk did in Chicago
There’ll be gossipy stories
Regarding some whore he
Stuck his five-iron in, long, long ago

He’s the most unfaithful guy of the year
Bottom dollar, I’m bettin’
That Tiger is frettin’
About his career
He’s the most unfaithful guy… Yes, the most unfaithful guy…
Oh, the most unfaithful guy… of the year!

Tiger Woods / James Blunt Parody

Stephen Colbert on Tiger Woods, Sponsors

pfunk — Fri, 08 Jan 2010 08:19:40 +0000

There’s abut a minute of footage here about Tiger (about 1:30 to 2:30)…Colbert comes through again!

From the Stephen Colbert Show:
There is one sports story out there that has really got me peeved. Accenture has ended their sponsorship deal with Tiger Woods. And just when I’d almost figured out what Accenture was. Well listen up Accenture, I know it must have been heartbreaking to find out
that Tiger was endorsing other companies on the side. But you and Tiger made such beautiful ad copy together.

“Go On. Be A Tiger.”

Why break up when you can just change your slogan to, “Ho On. Do A Tiger.”

And now folks…and now Gillette is rethinking Tiger’s endorsement…possibly after seeing some of Tiger’s alleged mistresses. After all, is this really the best a man can get? But you know what? You know what buddy? Stay strong Tiger. You are gonna bounce back. No one in the world is better at getting their balls out of a trap.

No related posts.

Conan O’Brien’s Joke Caddy Helps With Tiger Woods Jokes

pfunk — Fri, 01 Jan 2010 20:03:05 +0000

Conan O’Brien’s “joke caddy” helps him deliver the best Tiger Woods Jokes for the audience.

Part 1: Joke Caddy Helps Conan O’Brien Deliver Best Tiger Woods Jokes

Joke #1 – Tiger Woods’ wife is renegotiating her prenuptial agreement. The rumor is she could get 80 million dollars…which is ironic because the only person that makes that kinda money for swinging a golf club is Tiger Woods. – Conan

Joke #2 -One of the women who slept with Tiger Woods said he never talked about golf during sex. However, he did keep his head down and his left arm straight. -Conan

Joke #3 -One of Tiger Woods’ mistresses has reportedly been telling friends that Tiger is great in bed. When Tiger heard this, he paid her $2 million to keep talking. – Conan

Part 2: Joke Caddy Helps Conan O’Brien Deliver Best Tiger Woods Jokes

Joke #1 -Well, at last count there are now 9 women claiming to have had an affair with Tiger Woods. So, for the first time ever, he’s 4 over par. – Conan

Joke #2 -Hey one of Tiger Woods’ mistresses is angry that he was cheating on her with other mistresses. If you’re wondering which mistress she is, she’s known as The Dumb One. – Conan

Joke #3 -The latest rumor is that one of Tiger’s mistresses is a British sports broadcaster. Apparently Tiger’s nickname for her was The British Open. – Conan

Part 3: Joke Caddy Helps Conan O’Brien Deliver Best Tiger Woods Jokes

Joke #1 - On Sunday, golfer Jim Furyk made 2 clutch puts to win the Tiger Woods Chevron World Challenge. As the winner of Tiger’s tournament, the golfer gets $1 million and 3 phone numbers. – Conan

Joke #2 - Tiger Woods’ wife has purchased a new house in Sweden with the help of her twin sister. When he heard this, Tiger said, “Wait, she’s got a twin sister?!” – Conan

Joke #3 - Gatorade has said that their decision to stop production of a Tiger Woods brand of Gatorade is unconnected to Tiger’s recent behavior. Although, it probably didn’t help that the slogan was: Tiger Woods. Is it in you? – Conan

Jimmy Kimmel Talks About Tiger Woods at Barbershop

pfunk — Fri, 18 Dec 2009 07:36:46 +0000

Jimmy Goes to the Barbershop to talk about Tiger Woods. See what the barbershop has to say about Tiger:

No related posts.

Tiger Woods Voicemail Slow Jam

pfunk — Thu, 17 Dec 2009 06:50:37 +0000

Are you looking for a slow jam for a sweet night of lovin’ with your mistress? Right before you leave her apartment at 4 in the morning, play her this little diddy. The Tiger Woods voicemail song “Name Off Your Phone remix” is the next anthem for all of your cheaters out there. Actually this is just meant for all you first timers. An experienced cheater knows not to leave a voicemail incriminating himself.

No related posts.