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Conan O’Brien’s “joke caddy” helps him deliver the best Tiger Woods Jokes for the audience.
Part 1: Joke Caddy Helps Conan O’Brien Deliver Best Tiger Woods Jokes
Joke #1 – Tiger Woods’ wife is renegotiating her prenuptial agreement. The rumor is she could get 80 million dollars…which is ironic because the only person that makes that kinda money for swinging a golf club is Tiger Woods. – Conan
Joke #2 -One of the women who slept with Tiger Woods said he never talked about golf during sex. However, he did keep his head down and his left arm straight. -Conan
Joke #3 -One of Tiger Woods’ mistresses has reportedly been telling friends that Tiger is great in bed. When Tiger heard this, he paid her $2 million to keep talking. – Conan
Part 2: Joke Caddy Helps Conan O’Brien Deliver Best Tiger Woods Jokes
Joke #1 -Well, at last count there are now 9 women claiming to have had an affair with Tiger Woods. So, for the first time ever, he’s 4 over par. – Conan
Joke #2 -Hey one of Tiger Woods’ mistresses is angry that he was cheating on her with other mistresses. If you’re wondering which mistress she is, she’s known as The Dumb One. – Conan
Joke #3 -The latest rumor is that one of Tiger’s mistresses is a British sports broadcaster. Apparently Tiger’s nickname for her was The British Open. – Conan
Part 3: Joke Caddy Helps Conan O’Brien Deliver Best Tiger Woods Jokes
Joke #1 - On Sunday, golfer Jim Furyk made 2 clutch puts to win the Tiger Woods Chevron World Challenge. As the winner of Tiger’s tournament, the golfer gets $1 million and 3 phone numbers. – Conan
Joke #2 - Tiger Woods’ wife has purchased a new house in Sweden with the help of her twin sister. When he heard this, Tiger said, “Wait, she’s got a twin sister?!” – Conan
Joke #3 - Gatorade has said that their decision to stop production of a Tiger Woods brand of Gatorade is unconnected to Tiger’s recent behavior. Although, it probably didn’t help that the slogan was: Tiger Woods. Is it in you? – Conan
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