Tiger Woods Jokes

There’s abut a minute of footage here about Tiger (about 1:30 to 2:30)…Colbert comes through again!

From the Stephen Colbert Show:
There is one sports story out there that has really got me peeved. Accenture has ended their sponsorship deal with Tiger Woods. And just when I’d almost figured out what Accenture was. Well listen up Accenture, I know it must have been heartbreaking to find out
that Tiger was endorsing other companies on the side. But you and Tiger made such beautiful ad copy together.

“Go On. Be A Tiger.”

Why break up when you can just change your slogan to, “Ho On. Do A Tiger.”

And now folks…and now Gillette is rethinking Tiger’s endorsement…possibly after seeing some of Tiger’s alleged mistresses. After all, is this really the best a man can get? But you know what? You know what buddy? Stay strong Tiger. You are gonna bounce back. No one in the world is better at getting their balls out of a trap.

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