2010
02.07

Here’s another David Letterman top ten video about Tiger Woods. This time it’s the top ten Tiger Woods Text Messages, and it’s pretty funny IMO. They didn’t get the Tom Hanks cameo for How Tiger Woods Can Improve His Image, but it’s still pretty darn funny. Enjoy, the video and list are below:

Video: Top Ten Tiger Woods Text Messages by David Letterman

Top Ten Tiger Woods Text Messages

10. I’m sorry, which mistress is this again?
9. I was dreaming about you when I was passed outi n the street.
8. RU a cop?
7. You’re breaking up with me for Lee Trevino?
6. Sorry about last night–I had the yips.
5. Did I leave a green jacket at your place?
4. My wife has the car. I’ll have to pick you up in the golf cart.
3. Why aren’t the LPGA girls interested?
2. Hey Tiger…it’s Tiger…Wanna have sex tonight?
1. Thanks for changing your grip.
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