2010
01.23
01.23
Gotta love Letterman. Though if this were done today, for #1 I’d replace “Letterman” with “Leno” 
Go Team COCO!!
Video: Top Ten Ways Tiger Woods Can Improve His Image by David Letterman
David Letterman’s Top Ten Ways Tiger Woods Can Improve His Image
10. Crash a state dinner at the White House.
9. Change name from “Tiger” to more adorable “Puppy”
8. Fix this whole health care mess.
7. Put on a scarf and a hat and sing Christmas carols with Regis.
6. Instead of sweatshops in Asia, have Nike merchandise made in a sweatship right here in the U.S.A.
5. Retire, then come back and play for the Vikings.
4. Safely land golf cart in the Hudson River.
3. Release list of women he did not have sex with.
2. Find Bin Laden.
1. Blame Letterman.
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