04.10
Thanks to the following peeps for sending in these Tiger Woods jokes:
Likkleblakkat (what’s up with the name??) had this catchy play on words joke:
I heard that tiger has joined the Mistress Protection Programme
“Lion” has another play on words joke:
A lion would not cheat, but a tiger wood.
Ozzy didn’t really submit a joke so much as a statement:
Tiger Woods has a new sponsor. Durex.
Patty submitted a funny joke about Tiger and his new endorsement deals:
Tiger Woods may have lost a number of endorsements, but in a press release this morning a retail giant announced that it has signed him to a new multi-million dollar deal. As part of the deal, the company’s stores will be re-branded to reflect the new partnership. As of May 1, they will be known as “Tiger Woods’ Dick’s Sporting Goods.”
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